About Us
The GZB Founders
Bio : Fathered by a South American drug lord and mothered by a Swedish sheep farmer, El Luchador Negro de la Cintura Para Abajo lived a simple life..... that is until his 21st birthday. A rival Drug Cartel the Equestrians wanted to send a message to his family so they massacred the sheep from his mothers’ sheep farm. The loss of the sheep drove his mother to commit suicide and the loss of his mother drove his father to go insane.
After suffering so much El Luchador Negro de la Cintura Para Abajo lost the will to live. And it was when he was at his most lost that his Grandfather the legendary EL Luchador Es Cuyo Nombre no se Debe Hablar took him in. EL Luchador Es Cuyo Nombre no se Debe Hablar taught him the ancient art of El Luchador. Now given the moves to seek out his revenge El Luchador Negro de la Cintura Para Abajo flew to America where the murderers of his family had relocated.
In America El Luchador Negro de la Cintura Para Abajo took on a new name to strike fear into his enemies. Now known as Bumble8eetuna he hunts for those who wronged his family. But in his down time he plays his favorite video game “ Gears of War “ religiously.
Bio : With a taste for the finer things in life as well a sense for extreme adventure The Smile roams the oldest cities in the world looking for the meaning of Life and Love. The Smile has only Loved once and never again for the pain and happiness from his first relationship still lingers in his heart.
To forget The Smile now projects his extreme charm onto any women looking for perfection in hopes to replicate what he once had.
The Smile now numbs the emptiness in his heart with fast cars, fast women and quick highs. Cars have aways been a passion for him and driving them at breakneck speeds is even more of a passion for The Smile. With an infinite income from his popular T-shirt line “ GZB inc “ he spends a good amount of his money on the latest Super-cars the world has to offer. And as with all Super-cars there are two seats one for the driver and one for a passenger. The Smile is known to have the most beautiful and unique women in the world in that seat next to him. Until he finds what he is looking for The Smile is content with the cars the money, the women and his favorite video game “ Gears of War 3 “.
The Rules
The Art of Gears & Beers has been around & played since Gears 1, we do not claim to have invented the idea of "Gears & Beers". But the Rules here are just a GzB Version, and will be used w/ our group events. These rules can be changed or altered to fit your group, but the altered version will need to be kept separate when playing in a GzB Hosted Event. If you would like to add or have any ideas to improve our GzB Rules, please post it on the forum & we can test it out & put it to a vote, thanks.
1.) " Everyone Drinks " : Lose A Public Match, Everyone on the Current Team Drinks ONE ( 1 ).
1a.) " Lost My Privates " : Lose a Private match, Everyone on the losing team gets to Drink ONE ( 1 ).
1b.) " BOT-ageddon " : Lose A Match or Round against a room full of BOTs, Everyone on the Current Team Drinks ONE ( 1 ).
2.) MVP " MV-Pee On Me " Rule : If you earn the MVP ribbon, you get to pick who Drinks ONE ( 1 ). Anyone in the current party can be " MVPee-ED On ". If you're picked you Drink One, the drink must be finished before the start of the next match ( No Drinking MVPee Warm ). Note: The MVP rule is " NULL " if it is earned against a team of Four or more BOTs.
3.) " Touch My Clutch ": If you win a match while you're the last man out, Everyone else on your current team Drinks ONE ( 1 ).
4.) " Stand Alone / Human Centipede ": Same as a " Clutch " Win, but if you Win a match as the last man out with a " Meat-shield "... Everyone Drinks ONE ( 1 ) & You Skip ONE ( 1 ) Drink .
5.) " Coming Up Short / Spawn Lock " : If you end a round with Negative Points ( Ex. -175 ), You Drink TWO ( 2 ) & everyone waits at Spawn until you Finish. If you Leave spawn at any time before player finishes, you will match TWO ( 2 ) at the start of the next round & " Spawn Lock " will restart.
6.) " Stalemate / AMERICA!! " Rule : When a Round ends in a " Stalemate " Everyone in the Room & Party Drinks.
A.) Price of admission : The price of admission rule is only used on someone joining late, the cost of admission is determined by the below chart based off of the person with the current highest drinks scored: Ex.) Player w/ the current highest Drinks scored is 7, so "Price of Admission" is 2 Drinks.
1 - 4 = ONE Drink
5 - 9 = TWO Drinks
10 + = THREE Drinks
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Ex. You pound the last Two rounds ( Since your always Double Fisted ) and Leave the bar at 7:30 pm and stumble back home by 8 pm to join the party, the TWO ( 2 ) drinks can replace your next two drinks you earned while playing if you like. Note: All " Pre-paid " drinks need to be marked by the score keeper at the start, but its up to you to let them know.
